August 30th, 2009
|11:54 am - Return From The Abyss|
Fuck. Fast Forward 2 years later and I finally have the internet again and more importantly have my life back! Ive not had the net in how long since my latops got stolen. Dispite earning enough to live off for a year i still blew it on strippers and drug fuelled binges and didnt actually get around to buying a laptop. BUT I am back now, so beware, take care and get ready for my crazy bitch ramblings from here on out!
Everytime you hear someone say they have a blog, it makes me want to stab them in the face with a shank for being so EMO. Yet here I am with my little live journal knowing full well ill probably continue to blog from here on out. Self mutilation has never been my thing but i may accidentally fall face first onto a spike if I start using twitter daily.
Ah.. Where to begin. Spent the last 3 years of my life up until a couple of weeks ago with a girl called, Lets just call her C. Fucking nightmare of a girlfriend who was depressive, hard work and I had to pay all rent, bills and even a loan for for the entire 3 years.. Nice. I had to give up being on the game for her as she couldnt handle it which is fair enough but it broke my heart not to be able to whore it at every available opportunity. I could go on and on about how fucked up my relationship was. Even tho I still love her and want to be with her in some paralel (spelling is AMAZiNG today) universe, I can't be arsed to pour my heart out just yet.
So my plans are to get laid by as many different peope as I can. Race, creed, weight, height and gender are unimportant when your working! Fuck I have fucked Midgets with dreadlocks (or in the PC term, little people), Taken millionaires up the ass with a strap on, beaten the shit out of school teachers, farted in a guys face as he got off on it and gone down on a girl who left blisters on my tongue. Ive seen and had it all. Now its time for me to queef out the moths and get some action! My ex girlfriend and I had sex about as many times as I can count on my fingers and toes. Considering I am in the mood for some kinky bondage action with at least 5 people involved at once, I think it was time to move on. Cant say that offers are coming in thick and fast, but I havent really been out anywhere to meet anyone. I am considering getting a T-shirt made up that says 'Smile if you want to sleep with me' and see how far I get....
My niece who I adore is now 4, crazy intelligent who started surfing the net and sending me e-mails at the age of 1 and a half. I have a wonderful 2 and a half year old niece who will need bars on the windows when she grows up and a baby niece of 10 months who smiles and squeels because life is so amazing. My life is those little girls and I have never ever been prouder to say they are my girls.
As for now, I am going to take a shower, maybe consider putting some solids past my lips and fantacise that Amy Lee wants me in that position that only we know about.
Current Music: Bilingual -Joze Someonewhosnameicantrememeber
I read your second paragraph as "stab them with a shark" which was even more vicious than you meant it, not to mention slippier, but at least wouldn't leave fingerprints on the weapon.
Yeah a shark would work in my favour I guess. Bit harder to get hold of them at random these days. Ill traul the chinese black markets in town and hope for the best.
so was that it for another 2 years or are you waiting til you nail some more midgets?
Ahhh tis neever it!! Midgets yes, but it, no! I have had a crap ass busy couple of weeks. Tonight is my first night in at home! I'll update tonight....